drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk.
"A daisy doesn’t grow in a day or two
and it does not blossom into
something beautiful magically.
Darling, you have a gazillion
days ahead of you and
one day your dreams are
not going to be transparent.
I hope you realize that you
are like a daisy and it takes days,
strength, and sometimes rough
thoughts that punch your mind
with contractions for you to
get to the destination you’ve
experienced in your dreams."
-she told me she was giving up and I said “no this is not the end”
Cosmo sex tip #564
When you take off his pants, say in a deep Batman voice “WHERE IS IT”
The rot just looks at the pit like “you gunna say me right?”
And then looks so happy that the pit did.